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| British Swingers’ Weekend Romp Session |
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| There’s nothing like a Saturday night to get you and your significant other out of the house and over to your friend's flat for an evening of socializing, drinking, smoking, and fucking your mate's mate. While three, shall we say, less appealing girls sit across the room, all the dudes migrate over to the one hot blonde lounging on the couch. How that’s not insulting to the other girls I’ll never know, but it’s not long before everyone gets into ‘the swing of things’ and the whole room is getting a piece of the action! |
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| Double British Cream for All! |
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| It was Shakespeare who said, “Like as the waves make towards the pebbl’d shore, so do our minutes hasten to their end.” And truly, nothing speaks to a hasty end at a British swingers’ orgy like pulling out your dick at last and shooting two balls’ worth of hot English jissom across the face of your friend’s wife. Make no mistake, a good orgy is a social event to be treasured, and the memories will be cherished for a lifetime. Many new friends were made here tonight, and most of them got to fuck each other in the mouth. You can’t say the same for Bingo Night in the church basement - unless of course you go to a really hip fucking church! |
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| Pussy, Pud-Pounding and Perversion |
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| Let’s face it, the British are far kinkier and WAY more twisted than their cousins in the U.S. of A. You have to figure, any American wandering into a sea of writhing, sweaty, stick-it-wherever-it-fits humping and pumping would waste no time diving in and getting off as quickly as possible - no fuss, no bother. But in the UK, they like to bring a touch of the Music Hall to the proceedings, and so in addition to everyday housewives handling more sausage in one night than a butcher might in a whole year, you also get the little lady in the vinyl nurses’ uniform with peek-a-boo flaps to showcase her pierced nipples. Hats off, England; sometimes I wonder why we Yanks ever left! |
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| A Gang of Gash at the Group Grope |
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| Since most people don’t even like to sip from the same glass one of their friends just drank out of, it stands to reason orgy etiquette could be a sticky issue; in fact, it’s unlikely to become a concern unless you allow it to be one. For example, you might think your lady partner could become uncomfortable with receiving your oral attentions, since you were just going down on some other slut across the room. Not true! As long as you are eating HER pussy NOW, she could care less whose twat you were tonguing five minutes ago, believe me. Do you think the eggs care that you just ate the bacon? |
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